And according to self-proclaimed experts in this area, here are the other reasons people go to hell --
Okay, well, of all these reasons, I can beat the rap on being Mormon or Muslim . . . and I'm not a cutter or a thug . . . but otherwise, looks like I'm bloody doomed! Bet I'll have a lot of company in hell though, because let's face it, who doesn't like yoga pants? Soooooooo comfy!
Now, insofar as eternal hellfire for homosexuality goes, there's just one important little factor to keep in mind --
So what does Mr. Hellfire himself have to say about it?
LGBTQ+ people are not scared of hell, not one little bit.
And now I'm gonna share with you the top secret reason why!
You see, when each of us gets our LGBTQ+ certification from the Board of Directors of Queer Nation . . .
. . . we not only get the appropriate official membership card for our wallets . . .
. . . and the official rule book for our particular neck of the queer woods, but also . . .
. . . this handy-dandy little card! It covers everything!
So see you in heaven, all my LGBTQ+ brothers, sisters and non-binary gender-fluid siblings!
Unfortunately, all the rest of you are on your own.
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