Internet Connectivity

Alas! I am having internet connectivity problems because:

1) My origami brain does not fold that way
2) I can't get help on the Internet when I am kicked off the Internet
3) I will be kicked off in a few more minutes
4) It is Blue Monday in the blog

Wasn't it convenient for the Internet to give me problems on a Blue Monday?

Sigh...

Of course they started yesterday.

Fortunately, the local April poem-a-day prompt is "the idea of the negative."